Woody Allen once said that sex was the most fun he'd ever had without laughing. But laughing and sex are not mutually exclusive. Horniness brings on undignified behaviour, and it is all the more fun if we are in on the joke. This blog is a celebration of the funny side of sex and the sexy side of humour. As an author of erotic stories I like to show that sex is more fun when it is playful and silly.

Friday, June 19, 2015

Getting to the Bottom of It All


If there is a cause worth standing for it is that of liberating the bottom. It has been sat upon for too long. Is it any wonder that the word "bum" is used to describe both the gluteus maximus and also those who have fallen to the lowest level of our society.

There are those who would try to excuse the lowly position of the bottom on biological determinism. After all, they will tell you, the bottom inherited the shitty end of  the digestive tract. One could only wish that the minds of such individuals were as broad as their backsides.

Bottoms are wearied neither by oppression nor derision. No matter how much abuse they may be subjected to, they cannot help but remain their cheeky selves.

The spanking of bottoms has long been a traditional punishment, which is somewhat peculiar when it is considered that it is rarely the bottom that has committed the offence. The brain is most often the source of evil doings, but the other end of the anatomy become the scapegoat.

Soft and warm and joyously wobbly, like love itself, the bottom will have its day. As it has borne, so shall it be bared. As the tides of the ocean are subject to the power of the moon, so shall the tides of social change by pushed by another kind of moon. If someone would oppress you, bare to them your nether cheeks.

Book Review

Jake is a divorced IT worker who is in a bit of a rut. His daughter gives him the gift of a holiday at The Bare Bottom Resort. Only when he arrives there does he realise that it is a sex resort where guests are expected to be nude except around the hotel itself or when on excursions off of the hotel grounds. He is a little taken aback, but it is not long before he starts to enjoy himself and fall for one of the female guests.

This is a sweet and sexy little novella which follows the conventions of the romance genre. Will a misunderstanding mean that Jake and his newfound love are forever parted? Of course not. But the sex is very erotic, the setting is an appealing one to imagine spending time in, and the heroine is a winning mixture of coyness and passion.

The only problem I had with this ebook was the fact that Naughty Nights Press include so many samples of their other stories at the back. I assumed that the whole of the ebook would be taken up with Diane Turner's story and thus was disappointed when the story started wrapping up at what I was expecting to be the halfway point. This wouldn't have been a problem if I'd known how short the story was, for instance if there had been a Contents page indicating on which page the samples would begin, but as it is it left me thinking : "Is that all?" Having said that, one of the samples was pretty good and I may seek out that ebook. The rest didn't do much for me.

Scribbler's Muse

Enid's bottom deserves to be showered with praise. You can see much more of here at Girls Out West.

Tinto Brass

Tinto Brass is the auteur of the derriere. While his most famous movie is Caligula (1979), the films which truly express his unique personality are his lower-budgeted erotic films, in which he fetishises women's bottoms to the same degree that Russ Meyer celebrated bosoms.

He is famous for saying that, while women often lie, their bottoms always tell the truth.

Frivolous Lola (1998) (aka Monella)

The gorgeous Anna Ammirati stars in this romp set in the countryside of 1950's Italy. Young baker Masetto (Max Parodi) is having trouble persuading his flirtatious fiancé that they should wait until marriage to have sex. If he won't give her what she wants, she just may find it elsewhere. Maybe even with her mother's debauched lover André (Patrick Mower), if only she could be sure he isn't her real father.

This film is full of life and colour. Whether bicycling madly, skirt flying and panties flashing at passing priests, causing Masetto to burn his loaves, or jiving with soldiers to juke box records, Lola is the very personification of joy de vivre. And much comedy comes from watching everyone else have to deal with the anarchy she spreads. But watch out for the theme song. You'll never get it out of your head.
Anna Ammirati

Looks like Cupid has scored a direct hit on one of actress, pinup model and singer Jolee Blon's most attractive features. Check out her website for more.

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