Dirty Discs : Girl-On-Girl Music by That's What She Said

Lesbians don't come any funnier or more musically versatile than Amy Turner and Kathryn Lounsbery, known collectively as That's What She Said Show. They use a broad range of musical styles to poke fun at New Age lesbian cliches. They began performing their live show in 2007 and Lounsbery has said :"To be honest, our audiences really haven't been lesbians. It happens to be about lesbians, but the themes are universal." Their first album, called Girl-On-Girl Music, came out in 2009.


Lesbian Cliche Song

Fanny Pack Lover


A laidback jazz song about a girl who keeps everything in her fanny pack.

Hey, you, listening to this recording, imagine these fingers tickling your overies...

Mixed Tape


What better way to express love for one's same sex love object than with a mixed tape? The song incorporates snatches of some of the most obvious songs to include on one.


Why Is My Right Wrong (A Response to Prop 8)


A lush catchy ballad that finds the ladies in more serious mood as they respond to intolerance towards the concept of same sex marriage.

First Date


A parody of Gilbert & Sullivan in the form of an extract from the operetta H.M. Lez Pinafore dealing with the subject of internet dating.


Lady Crust


A feminist anthem about the crustiness that unites women of substance from Helen of Troy to Peppermint Patty.


Country Clam


An old fashioned country song.

I sure loved her and I thought she loved me

But with my beer-goggles on I guess I couldn't see

She put the I in kitty but our love was such a pity

Cause you can't spell pussy without us 

Drink Her In


A sweet sad torch song about romantic regret.


Beavers


A rallying cry for lesbians everywhere.

Come on beavers build your dam

Make it dental or other

There's not much time

Grab your sister not your brother

Come on beavers build your dam

Take your sister's hand

Together we will forge the way

To a brand new flannel land

Can't you hear the cry

"Look out behind ya!

There's a vagina!"

I said, "Look out behind ya!

There's a pretty little lady vagina."

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Once a long time ago there was a guy named Winnie the Pooh

Who stood for all things innocent and pure

But there is a new girl on the horizon

With "poo" in her name but it ends with "tang"

Poontang! She eats the honey right out of the jar

Poontang! She gets lots of tail down at the bar

U-Haul Rap


The most popular joke about lesbians becomes a raunchy butt-shaking rap song.

Cat on the Prowl Theme Song

Gayheraid, the Lesbian Sports Drink

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