Aussiescribbler's Funny Boners: Have a Vibrant Valentine's Day

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Saturday, February 12, 2011

Have a Vibrant Valentine's Day

With Valentine's Day only a day away, here are some relevant e-cards :

someecards.com - This year, for Valentine's Day, I bought my vibrator new batteries.

someecards.com - This Valentine's Day, lets agree to exchange nothing more than bodily fluid.

someecards.com - I'll be spending Valentine's Day getting wasted and then date raping myself.

someecards.com - If you're enjoying my finger in your ass, just wait for the fist.

someecards.com - Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm no good in bed, but neither are you.

someecards.com - I would be more excited about Valentine's Day if my diet would let me have chocolate or sperm.

someecards.com - Valentine, be mine You make me all aquiver And my panties into a river

someecards.com - I love you more than Charlie Sheen loves hookers and coke.

someecards.com - On second thought, I won't be back to straighten up your room.

someecards.com - In order to better serve you this Valentine's Day we've added extra phone sex operators.

someecards.com - I'm looking forward to fisting you this Valentine's Day

someecards.com - I'm sorry your biggest decision will be which porn site to furiously masturbate to this Valentine's Day.

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Saturday, February 12, 2011

Have a Vibrant Valentine's Day

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