Woody Allen once said that sex was the most fun he'd ever had without laughing. But laughing and sex are not mutually exclusive. Horniness brings on undignified behaviour, and it is all the more fun if we are in on the joke. This blog is a celebration of the funny side of sex and the sexy side of humour. As an author of erotic stories I like to show that sex is more fun when it is playful and silly.

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Saturday, February 12, 2011

Have a Vibrant Valentine's Day

With Valentine's Day only a day away, here are some relevant e-cards :

someecards.com - This year, for Valentine's Day, I bought my vibrator new batteries.

someecards.com - This Valentine's Day, lets agree to exchange nothing more than bodily fluid.

someecards.com - I'll be spending Valentine's Day getting wasted and then date raping myself.

someecards.com - If you're enjoying my finger in your ass, just wait for the fist.

someecards.com - Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm no good in bed, but neither are you.

someecards.com - I would be more excited about Valentine's Day if my diet would let me have chocolate or sperm.

someecards.com - Valentine, be mine You make me all aquiver And my panties into a river

someecards.com - I love you more than Charlie Sheen loves hookers and coke.

someecards.com - On second thought, I won't be back to straighten up your room.

someecards.com - In order to better serve you this Valentine's Day we've added extra phone sex operators.

someecards.com - I'm looking forward to fisting you this Valentine's Day

someecards.com - I'm sorry your biggest decision will be which porn site to furiously masturbate to this Valentine's Day.

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