Woody Allen once said that sex was the most fun he'd ever had without laughing. But laughing and sex are not mutually exclusive. Horniness brings on undignified behaviour, and it is all the more fun if we are in on the joke. This blog is a celebration of the funny side of sex and the sexy side of humour. As an author of erotic stories I like to show that sex is more fun when it is playful and silly.

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Friday, April 15, 2011

Wind : Fuck Me Friday

Fuck Me Friday is organised by Aisling Weaver. Here is how she explains it :

Twitterotica themes have been hanging around for some time, with various writers tackling weekly challenges such as #wankwednesday and so on, and writing challenges far and wide are abundant. This is another one.

The goal is two-fold; for writers, a weekly challenge to keep the, err, juices flowing. For readers, you'll find all the stories linked off at the bottom of each week's prompt. Are you game? Will you try your hand at some on the fly writing? Will you expose your work to new readers, will you read along and find new authors? I do hope so.

So, welcome to the linky love edition of Fuck Me Friday. All you have to do is this :

  • Write a story with the prompt as your title. Today's will be : #Wind
  • Tweet it with both the prompt and hashtag #FuckMeFriday
  • And lastly add it to the links at the bottom of this post. (Note, if you don't want to tweet it or don't have a blog, I invite you to post your story in the comments section.
Today I'm going for the whole brevity thing :


When you blow me
I lose my seed
You are the wind
And I am a weed


  1. If I may share...

    push me around / blow me / make me lean into you / submit to your power / dear wind.

  2. That's lovely. You should really post it on your blog and submit the link on Aisling Weaver's site. You're a natural for these writing challenges. :o)

  3. I must say, you are quite the poet. Simple and nice, that's how I like my poems.

    Here's to many more five-fingered Fridays (maybe inspired by yours truly, who knows...)

    Dalide xx

  4. Thank you, Dalide, for your kind comment and sharing yourself so generously on your blog.

    I"ve added you to my list of Boner-fied Bonzer Blogs. I recommend that anyone check you out who is looking for salacious stories, arousing wank reports, sexy photos (of yourself and others) and fantasies about Jason Statham. :o)

  5. Thank you, Scribbler :) I feel honored to be on your blogroll. It seems only fair that I do the same for you. I would recommend you for all your lovely titilating stories with a humoristic edge and for being an all-round swell guy :)