Licentious Limericks

In the wake of my post about saucy poetry and lewd limericks I've been having a go myself.

I wrote these two to accompany pictures of girls from my favourite porn site Girls Out West on my Tumblr account. They might raise a smile, and, if nothing else, they give an excuse to post a couple of sexy photos.

There once was a nude girl with a bucket

Who stuck out her clit and said "Suck it!"

I gave it a lick

And pulled out my prick

In hopes that she might want to fuck it

There once was a gardener named Bella

Whose nudity aroused every fella

The rose has a thorn

And I have the horn

Something something something umbrella