Woody Allen once said that sex was the most fun he'd ever had without laughing. But laughing and sex are not mutually exclusive. Horniness brings on undignified behaviour, and it is all the more fun if we are in on the joke. This blog is a celebration of the funny side of sex and the sexy side of humour. As an author of erotic stories I like to show that sex is more fun when it is playful and silly.

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Sunday, May 22, 2011

Licentious Limericks

In the wake of my post about saucy poetry and lewd limericks I've been having a go myself.

I wrote these two to accompany pictures of girls from my favourite porn site Girls Out West on my Tumblr account. They might raise a smile, and, if nothing else, they give an excuse to post a couple of sexy photos.

There once was a nude girl with a bucket
Who stuck out her clit and said "Suck it!"
I gave it a lick
And pulled out my prick
In hopes that she might want to fuck it

There once was a gardener named Bella
Whose nudity aroused every fella
The rose has a thorn
And I have the horn
Something something something umbrella