I wrote these two to accompany pictures of girls from my favourite porn site Girls Out West on my Tumblr account. They might raise a smile, and, if nothing else, they give an excuse to post a couple of sexy photos.
There once was a nude girl with a bucket
Who stuck out her clit and said "Suck it!"
I gave it a lick
And pulled out my prick
In hopes that she might want to fuck it
There once was a gardener named Bella
Whose nudity aroused every fella
The rose has a thorn
And I have the horn
Something something something umbrella